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WHAT WE NEED RIGHT NOW IS A REDNECK JESUS.

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Thanks for visiting this website. First and foremost... let me say that I hope you have not been offended in any way by the term: "redneck Jesus". You see recently while having lunch with friends someone first said grace and included a few nice words about Jesus. Later during the course of our meal, and while discussing politics, the state of the world in general, etc. I mentioned that I personally felt like "what we need right now is a redneck Jesus". This got a few laughs as well as a couple of dirty looks my way so I quickly added that perhaps Jesus is a bit mad at this point and that maybe he's gonna come back down here for another visit... but this time not as Mr. Nice Guy. Instead maybe as your typical redneck... ready to take names and ... well you know the rest. Anyway, being that I write and perform various novelty songs I decided this one had to be written. Just keep in mind that the lyrics are "what I'm thinking"... we all know that our sweet Jesus would never, ever come back as a redneck. Right?

JESUS CLEANSING THE TEMPLE.

IS IT TIME FOR ANOTHER CLEANSING?

REDNECK JESUS

(WHAT WE NEED RIGHT NOW IS A REDNECK JESUS)

Words and Music By: Ron Bertrand

Copyright: Ronald L. Bertrand - 2006

You know I woke up this morning thinking about all the evil in this world. The murdering and mayhem’s gotten so bad we’re afraid to let our children go out and play anymore. Got me to thinkin’ just what it would be like if Jesus came back down to walk among us again. Yeah but this time… no more Mr. Nice Guy.

What we need right now is a… redneck Jesus. One who'll come back down, but this time… not to please us. He won't be wearing Roman sandals to… read from the Good Book. He'll be wearing cowboy boots to… kick some bad butt.

Yeah what we need right now is a… redneck Jesus. One who'll come back down, but this time… not to please us. He’ll remove his crown of thornes… from his head. Replace it with a ball cap saying… "JC’s Mad".

Yeah what we need right now is a… redneck Jesus. One who'll come back down, but this time… not to please us. He won't be carrying a scepter… no that just won't do. He'll be packing a .45 and… a shotgun too.

Cause what we need right now is a… redneck Jesus. One who'll come back down, but this time… not to please us. He’ll be looking for you… better get ready to meet your fate. If you’re some sleazy coward… with a bomb strapped to your waist.

Yeah what we need right now is a… redneck Jesus.One who’ll come back down, but this time… not to please us. He’ll be cleaning house… like we did back in old Dodge Town. When Christians start to stand up… he’ll stand down.

Yeah what we need right now is a… redneck Jesus. One who'll come back down, but this time… not to please us. He’ll still believe in peace and love, now… don’t you get me wrong. That’s why our sweet Jesus… won’t approve of this song.

But I’m still thinkin’…

What we need right now is a… redneck Jesus. I know it ain’t right but…

What we need right now is a… redneck Jesus. I know it’s all wrong but…

What we need right now is a… redneck Jesus. Ain’t in the Good Book but…

What we need right now is a… redneck Jesus. He’s comin’ down now…

What we need right now is a… redneck Jesus. From the Twin Towers…

What we need right now is a… redneck Jesus. Out of the Cole now…

What we need right now is a… redneck Jesus. He’s comin’ down now…

What we need right now is a… redneck Jesus. From the Twin Towers…

What we need right now is a… redneck Jesus. Out of the Cole now….

What we need right now is a… redneck Jesus. He’s comin’ down now…

What we need right now is a… redneck Jesus. From the Twin Towers…

What we need right now is a… redneck Jesus. To help the children.

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